• Perrie: i don't know what that is but it doesn't sound that good to me.
  • Tyde: excuse you?
  • Tyde: metcalfes is wonderful.
  • Sarah: oh...
  • Sarah: I'm going to buy you an alarm clock.
  • Aleksey: thanks.
  • Tyde: you could probably win me over with metcalfes topcorn.
  • Tyde: its perf.
07-22 / 7:01 / 4 notes
  • Sarah: why are you freaking out?
  • Sarah: I wish I could sleep so much!
  • Aleksey: because i missed work
  • Aleksey: completely
  • Aleksey: i only just woke up.
  • Aleksey: its 5pm.
  • Alexsey: FIVE.
07-22 / 6:54 / 4 notes

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07-19 / 17:19

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    “Oh and don’t forget about sports.”

"Oh yeah, totally forgot about that."

xlostones:

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    “It is and incredibly stupid. I swear guys will go to any lengths just for them to get banged.”

"I swear its all they think about, getting laid and getting fed."

xlostones:

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     ”Yes,really.”

"Thats just dumb, i don’t see why he’d do that but it sounded pretty funny."

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